J Perlman is like a cool glass of blended buttermilk biscuits wrapped in the hands of the Supercuts stylist who knows exactly where she wants breakfast on a day so perfect you put on your Depends and laugh at the bran flakes you just poured in a spaghetti pot with a gallon of half and half while wearing a fake mustache
writing down the names of the best damn Howard jones song period.
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