I love it...
Feeling like a Luddite wondering if the bootlegging culture has passed you by? Don't worry. It's never too late to talk to your children.
Little Sally (aka "SexyGirl24") has just doubled her 529 Educational IRA by cracking into Bank of America's mainframe. Young Joey's been making fake IDs for all his middle school comrades with that free Dell scanner and a "trial" copy of Photoshop. All the answers to your bootlegging questions are one family dinner away. So sit down, say grace, pass the peas, and ask your children about bootlegging. You'll all be glad you did.
ROFL!!!